Welcome, dear prospective agent, to the pages of RUPS Inc., also known from the Television as "Head Quarter".

So you too would like to belong to the thousands of Agents, who are active worldwide in our mission?

Of course you do! Our price program is just too seductive.

What do you need to do, to become a member of RUPS Inc.?

Very easy, you only need to meet the following requirements:

• Your are femail
• You are a lesbian
• You have a burning desire to introduce other women to the lesbian lifestyle.

So how do you get our Toaster?

Even easier:
You download our questionaire and have it signed by missionary women. Immediately you will be a L1, agent first level.
Per returned questionaire you will receive 5 points. Once you have accumulated 95 points, we will send you a L2 agent, who will watch over your shoulders, while you fill out the form. With this application you will receive: the Toaster.
In other words: with 100 points you're in!

Here you will find a typical situation:

The L2 Melissa (middle) congratulates the missionary Ellen (left) to her new openess. On the right hand side you see the overjoyed L1 Susan.

So? Curious?